Sister Harriet: Blood flow is important, but so is a snug fit. Tom Cleary: You sure know a lot about a fella's pecker for someone who's been avoiding them her whole life.

Sister Harriet: Blood flow is important, but so is a snug fit.
Tom Cleary: You sure know a lot about a fella's pecker for someone who's been avoiding them her whole life.

I'll get you through it as quick as I can, little daughter.

I'll get you through it as quick as I can, little daughter.

Faith isn't always a comfort.

Faith isn't always a comfort.

Tom Cleary: Well, what do you know? Right on time. Sister Harriet: Punctuality is the politeness of cadence.

Tom Cleary: Well, what do you know? Right on time.
Sister Harriet: Punctuality is the politeness of cadence.

Tom Cleary: Do penguins ever just want to go for a good poke? Sister Harriet: Oh, we get curious. But then they show us a photograph of your sorry face and we all run right back into the arms of God. Your ugly mug's responsible for more girls staying virgins than the chastity belt.

Tom Cleary: Do penguins ever just want to go for a good poke?
Sister Harriet: Oh, we get curious. But then they show us a photograph
of your sorry face and we all run right back into the arms of God.
Your ugly mug's responsible for more girls staying virgins
than the chastity belt.

Tom Cleary: Sister, don't judge me too harsh. I'm just a poor simple sinner in the eyes of the Lord. Sister Harriet: The Lord loves all His children equally. Though in your case, Mr. Cleary, I'm sure He'll make an exception.

Tom Cleary: Sister, don't judge me too harsh.
I'm just a poor simple sinner in the eyes of the Lord.
Sister Harriet: The Lord loves all His children equally.
Though in your case, Mr. Cleary, I'm sure He'll make an exception.